box face

when a persons face is extremly square giving their head a 'box' like look.

KT has an extremely sexy box face, that i would love to shove in between my legs.

by MissynSarah July 25, 2006

Sack face

To look like a male scrotom, to have rinkles and hair in the wrong places on your face

Hey sack face your acting like a caleb nuemister

by johnson and johnson October 23, 2006

fork face

a person with an immense amount of acne scarring, that their face looks as if someone had grabbed a fork and scarred their face.

good god look at Luigi he's a fork face.

by thewacthmen2 September 30, 2008

monkey face

a peverse sexual act involving ejaculation of semen and use of pubic hair. firstly the male pubic region is shaved, the female then begins felatio upon the male,at the point of ejaculation the male withdraws his penis from the females mouth and ejaculates semen all over her face (commonly known as a money shot) the pubic shavings are then thrown onto the semen to resemble a monkeys face!

"alright darling can i give you a monkey face?"

by Dirty stiles September 17, 2003

punch you in the face

Sometimes, someone will threaten to punch you in the face when you have upset them to some degree. This is considered, amongst the lower primates (see bro), to be one of the best ways to win an argument. Typically, the implication is that, by punching you in the face, the "victor" would be vindicated. Also, this often implies that you are a gigantic faggot... as opposed to the guy punching you... who is always totally straight.

Beware those who actually WILL punch you in the face rather than just threaten to do so. They can often be identified by the imprints of some guy's teeth on their knuckles.

Guy A: "Dude, why are you sucking that guy's dick?"

Guy B: "Shut up! I'll punch you in the face if you say I'm gay!"

Guy A: "Yeah, THAT'LL prove you're not gay..."

by Bitch-monkey June 2, 2009

guitar face

A facial expression that is prevalent in almost every guitarist. Each face is unique and not one guitar face is the same as the other. It is basically like a finger print.

Chris has a unique guitar face. His mouth comes wide open like he is going to suck a penis or drool all over his chin when he starts to lock into a groove on his bass.

by Chris Kipp July 25, 2007

facebalking

(v.) fusion of the noun, facebook, and the verb, to stalk; to stalk members of the facebook community so frequently that one cannot waste the time uttering the two separate words for the unbearable thought that during the slight pause between "facebook" and "stalking," more than one person may have updated their profile.

"OMG, I was totally facebalking this afternoon and saw that so-and-so wore your dress out last night on a date with your ex-boyfriend!"

by Kasie Lynn Clouser August 25, 2007