Dylan Jacob

Best rapper ever better than snoop dog

Girls: OMG it’s dylan Jacob guys my idol.🍆💦
Dylan Jacob : Fresher than my sneakers let’s play back over leader I feel like a cheater shoot pass my teacher.

by Jackitychan September 21, 2018

Dylan

Fastest cock known to man

Just got dylaned ow

by Sausage boy 668686 July 17, 2018

Dylan Baines

the absolute love of my life. a precious person who i shall cherish forever. a kind and loving person who brings me comfort and well being.

i love you dylan baines

by littlemynx September 14, 2020

Dylanism

Straight up pedophilia

I just walked past an elementary school and got a fat boner I think I contracted Dylanism

by Juicenugget April 1, 2019

Dylan

Dylan is a great friend who's funny and nice. He normally marries people who's names start with F!

"Hey have you see that guy who got married at age 13?"

"Oh! That's just Dylan!"

by Coolgirl42 November 3, 2021

Dylan Lord

Deaf and like big toes up the bum. common phrase are "huh" "what" "what did you say". His biggest fear is jess

Dylan Lord Is cool

by Thefirstd1hater May 7, 2024

Dylan

Dylan is the type of person who unscrambles scrambled eggs, and mixes beer with wine. He loves social-anxiety more than life itself.

Why is he acting like a Dylan

by Trapgoose November 23, 2021