drink my husbands wine

the best metaphor for eating coochie

"drink my husbands wine" has got to be the best metaphor for eating coochie ever written.

by cahlchips June 01, 2022

Skibidi toilrizzler baby gronk with the level 8 gyat zzired by livey dune Only in ohio while drinking the grimace shake

The most retardant, Vile, horrible and worst thing known to man

Gen A kid: Skibidi toilrizzler baby gronk with the level 8 gyat zzired by livey dune Only in ohio while drinking the grimace shake

Gen z, y and x kid: BRO WHAT THE FU--

by BUSmen January 21, 2024

Put a Hamlet in your Drink

To poision someone. Probably mostly used as a Boomer joke

Bro 1: Yo bro pay attention that guy put a Hamlet in your drink
Bro 2: Sick man i hope its the good shit
Bro 1: yeet

by Jakksto November 12, 2019

Safety Drink

A drink in anticipation of stupid actions so as to provide a convenient excuse later. Also helpful to prevent being the designated driver.

I am going to cheat on my wife tonight, better get a safety drink in so I have an excuse later.

I gotta get these drinks in me before James gets here so I am not the designated driver.

by manifestatate January 05, 2012

ignore her she drinks

A phrase used by fandoms to excuse something extremely weird their fave just said.

@taylorswift13: “omg did you just call me ‘daddy’”
Fan: ignore her she drinks

by alexkristian October 20, 2022

thinking not drinking

basically thinking but not really drinking

dude michael im thinking not drinking. bro art that's sick always stay thinking.

by mishamed May 20, 2019

I Drink and I Know Things

A t-shirt from Walmart typically worn by fat bearded hipster liberals as a means of flaunting their belief that they are mentally superior and misdirecting their unhealthy lifestyle. A term made popular by Peter Dinklage character Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones.

Andrew is a male feminist simp who can often be seen with a craft beer and a scruffy beard wearing an “I drink and I know things shirt”, talking about how white men and capitalism are the reason racism exists and singing the praises of Joe Biden.

by T-mun E September 20, 2022