To dirt-dick means to figuratively 'pound dicks into the dirt' or run the ball in football so well that the other team doesn't stand a chance and sustains multiple injuries as a result of the overwhelming brute force.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
Associated with the style of coaching founded by Will Muschamp during his tenure as Florida Gators head coach.
Typically involves very little passing, so as to set up the defense where all 11 defenders have a chance to have their dicks pounded into the dirt. Success in terms of winning games heavily depends on whether a team has an elite defense.
The Gators had to rely on their ability to dirt-dick the Dawgs at the Cocktail Party this year; dicks were pounds so hard into the dirt that Muschamp, the dirt-dickin Prime Minister himself, received the game ball.
by knastymf November 06, 2014
by yeawiththeyea January 15, 2018
the action of putting your penis on the top of a persons ass and humping when the have just fished pooping and have not wiped
by a corn dumbass July 06, 2021
A dirt digger is an unsuccessful loser who spends their life looking to find “dirt” on anyone and everyone – most especially celebrities. They love to make clickbait videos and they especially love using the word “EXPOSED”! “Exposed” is their favorite word. They love to write about anything and everything that a celebrity or person did wrong – some of which is considered normal behavior in society such as having an affair. For example if a celebrity or politician has an affair they will write about how corrupt the celebrity is for having an affair – meanwhile the loser who writes such drivel probably cheated or has close friends who cheated and had an affair. A dirt digger is a slimy hypocritical piece of shit bastard who goes out of their way to dig up “dirt” (which they probably behind closed doors themselves!) against another person because it makes their boring lame lives feel special to “expose” what the “elite” or such and such celebrity or person is doing.
Dirt diggers often have cheated at least once or twice on their spouses but the moment a celebrity or politician (from any political spectrum - left or right) does it they go nuts and want to "expose" how vile of a person the celebrity is simply because they had a stupid affair.
by Bill Beef February 27, 2025
Getting right wrecked off your mind. Drinking copious amounts of liquid alcohol, well doing an excessive amount of drugs.
Did you see Pharrell??!!
He drank a 26 of 151, and snorted an 8-ball of coke. He was straight dirted!!
Im getting right dirted tonight. I bought a pound of weed and a 40 of whiskey. Hells ya! Party on Garth!!
He drank a 26 of 151, and snorted an 8-ball of coke. He was straight dirted!!
Im getting right dirted tonight. I bought a pound of weed and a 40 of whiskey. Hells ya! Party on Garth!!
by streetthug11 May 16, 2011
by Support Clown April 11, 2024