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christmas makeout

On the 25th of December, you makeout with your loved one.
“Jack just made out with me!”
“Why?!”
“Because it’s the 25th of December!”
“Oh, a christmas makeout.”
by pollutebumhole December 24, 2023
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Christmas

Christmas is the accumulation of every special day, extraordinary feeling, and unforgettable moment. Combined, every Time you see her. It’s always on the best day, your vibe instantly peaks. And the eyes you only have for her, light up in a rare glow. She’s the most beautiful person you’ll ever know. 3 + 2 + 6.
Christmas is one of a kind. Her presence is a blessing. For real.
by E1even July 13, 2021
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Christmas

An occasion celebrated on December 25th, where children eagerly ask Santa for unexpected gifts. With so many options available, it becomes difficult for kids to determine which gift is truly worthwhile or beneficial to wish for during this festive season. e.g. A child asking for a smartphone to Santa when this same child is still way too young for a smartphone.
A child asking Santa for a smartphone on Christmas is a classic example of how difficult it can be for kids to gauge what's appropriate for them!
by Emotional Cruiser August 27, 2025
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Christmas Donat

That's not Thatcher. He knows japanese and sleeps anywhere (including your bedroom). He streams us cool movies and initiates furry study rooms.He is friends with the one of the coolest people on earth, Himari <3.
Thank you Donat.
Christmas Donat and Himari are friends :D
by vikachou October 17, 2021
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graham christmas

An excitable, quick tempered and usually horny individual. Usually get's picked on a lot. Graham Christmas' usually find one person and fall in love with them instantly, however, the person never loves them back. They will stay in love with this person for the rest of their life and this person is usually a male. Graham Christmas' will usually have really good friends but not many. They will accept him for being gay and they're names are usually as follows;
Anna, Mae, Chantelle & Shannon
However, they do usually meet one fake friend and they are generally called Tyler.
They aren't very trusting and if they trust you DO NOT damage that trust. They will lose all trust in everyone and it'll take a very long time to build it back up again.
"Who's that kid over there being picked on?"
"Oh, that must be a Graham Christmas."
by AmyToonlink October 24, 2013
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Guantanamo Christmas Present

When a girl is on top of you riding your face, she squirts without warning, effectively water-boarding you.
Dude, last night this chick gave me a Guantanamo Christmas Present.
by Wang Bendanez September 4, 2020
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Christmas Eve String Light

1) A sexual act (similar to the Mexican Lawnmower) where one inserts Christmas-colored festive string lights through someone’s mouth until it gets stuck in their rectum. The lights are allowed to stay there for multiple weeks until the person has to poop, in which case then another person digs in that person’s butt and pulls it out quickly while someone else plugs the lights in from the other end creating a display of vibrant color as the lights (and shit) exit the person!
Josh just got Ashley to Christmas Eve String Light him for his Christmas gift!

Henry wasn’t expecting to find Jenny with a Christmas Eve String Light being pulled out of her her.
by bayharborfartsmella November 4, 2025
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