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Christmas Pudding

A Christmas pudding is formed when one defecates in a large mound, resembling a pudding, before ejaculating upon it, resembling the icing.
Oh Wow, Barry just left a Christmas pudding on the floor for me to see!
by DaddyKingKongDong December 1, 2018
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Merry Christmas but Fuck you

Give people who just gave you worst presents.
Guy: here’s your present

Guy2: thank you
Guy: sike it’s none
Guy2: merry Christmas but Fuck you
by S0900 December 10, 2018
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christmas cow

On how you milk out Christmas, every last bit of it, no matter what and always eating something related to Christmas, like cows only eat grass
by Gd9870 December 11, 2018
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kenyan christmas

AN action. When you shove a bong into your rectal cavity and allow the smoke to flow through your body.
Person 1:"My dear fellow would you like to adjourn to my abode for a Kenyan Christmas?"
Person 2:"Why yes my good flow."
by MornAfterKill July 10, 2017
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taking mandy home for christmas

When you snort a fat line of mandanzzle (referring to the car journey en route home on Christmas day, accompanied by Mandy)
When you drive through the snow it disappears (Like your nose whiffing the magic)

MANDY=MD-MA
Person 1: You got Mandy

Person 2: No i have to go pick her up and take her home for Christmas, fancy joining me?

Other example: Person 1 : You want Mandy
Person 2: yes please, lets take her home for Christmas

Person 1: what you up too mate
Person2: taking mandy home for christmas
by TkMhFc July 24, 2017
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Christmas Special

A man who is always dreamt about. The kind of guy you spend your entire life searching for. They are strong, sexy, smart, caring, successful, and kind. Wholeheartedly they are loving creatures that not only works hard for him but for all of those he loves. Think of a man who is your Christmas Special like a White Buffalo, a rare breed and a one in a lifetime find. If you do find your Christmas Special hold on to them and cherish them, as they will forever love you.
I was searching for a Christmas Special and I found him!
by MPinLove August 18, 2017
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christmas

It's the most wonderful time of the year. It signifies time of when baby Jesus came into our world. People tend to decorate their houses with blow up characters which light up at night. Some also like to decorate their car with reindeer antlers so the car kinda looks like a reindeer... but not so much that you think "oh my there's a reindeer on the road!"
People most often decorate their house on the first week of December. Australia is pretty crap at decorating the outside of their houses, but some have skill. Australians also love to drive around their suburb and beyond, in search for the best Christmas-house. As soon as it hits the 26th of December it becomes boxing day and the Christmas spirit is immediately extinguished as people pack up all their Christmas decorations.
"omg its a month before Christmas! time to set up my Christmas tree!"
by The Grinch's Worst Nightmare October 24, 2018
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