Chinese Picnic

An ulterior motive carried out in a very friendly, kind, or caring manner, and one that is never revealed.

Are you sure we're only going to REI to return your hiking shoes? You're not taking me on a Chinese picnic to buy a new tent are you?!

by On the plod October 10, 2017

chinese fur

A dirty hole in Alabama. If you birdie it somewhere in the world Mike Tomlin will say splash.

"Just nailed that Chinese Fur like a champ."

by Gatorttu April 6, 2017

chinese dump

When you've gotta take a crap so bad your eyes are squinting.

Aw man, this chinese dump is gonna be bad.

by Steve 999999 April 14, 2017

chinese poodle

When an Asian man has a hairy dick.

HOLY SHIT! I found a Chinese Poodle!

by allahu Ackbar April 21, 2017

chinese finger trap

a Chinese finger trap is when a women is fucked from behind by one man whilst giving a blow job to another

she really got the Chinese finger trap last night

by the whore next door lalala April 23, 2017

Chinese Chode Fingers

When your have Chinese Chode Fingers and your fingers are fucking wider than your fucking Asian ass eyes.

"The Asian had the fucking fatest fingers."
"Chinese Chode Fingers"
"Yeah!"

by SwaggyG420 May 21, 2017

Chinese Sheep

A Chinese Sheep is a person who has pubes long enough to completely cover his/her private area.

Hey man, I fucked a Chinese Sheep last night.

by KuffedPants May 21, 2017