Average Class Groupchat Conversation

Yeah, it's pretty goofy.

Me: guys is it online or onsite tomorrow?

Classmate: Onsite
Best Friend: Happy New Year (even tho its April)
Homie: what
Me: huh

(average class groupchat conversation)

by titandestroyer6000 April 29, 2024

Bullshit Class

A class that you don’t actually need to graduate.

“I didn’t have a full schedule so I had to take a bullshit class”

by bsullivann May 27, 2024

ham class

An obese person booking two seats in econony class on a plane travels ham class.

When it's time for obese people to board a plane, the gate agent says "Now boarding ham class".

by ReyVenge May 28, 2024

6W class

THE MOST AMAZING, FUNNIEST AND BEST CLASS IN THE WHOLE WIDE UNIVERSE 🌌 !!!!!!!!!!!

6W class Is the best class in the whole universe.

by ss.simmo555 June 15, 2024

Dynamic Class Struggle

A modern conception of class conflict that moves beyond the static Marxist model of bourgeoisie vs. proletariat. It views class not as a fixed economic category, but as a fluid, multi-axis battlefield involving not just wealth, but also control over data, cultural capital, platform access, and precarious gig-based labor. The struggle is between the Owner/Platform class, the (shrinking) Stable Professional class, and the expanding Precariat, with alliances and conflicts shifting dynamically around issues like privacy, automation, and debt.

Example: "The protest wasn't just workers vs. bosses; it was Dynamic Class Struggle. Uber drivers (precariat) were striking against the app's algorithms (platform owner), supported by sympathetic software engineers (stable professionals) who wrote the code but didn't control it. The fight wasn't for a factory, but for control over data, pricing, and the very rules of the digital marketplace."

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Dynamic Class Struggle Theory

The analytical framework that attempts to model and explain Dynamic Class Struggle. It incorporates elements from sociology, economics, and network theory to map the shifting power relations in a digital, financialized, and globalized economy. It focuses on vectors of power beyond mere ownership of the means of production, such as control of algorithms, financial flows, attention, and legal/regulatory frameworks.

*Example: "Her thesis used Dynamic Class Struggle Theory to analyze the influencer economy. The 'owner class' was the social media platform, extracting value. The 'professional class' was the top 1% of influencers with managers and contracts. The 'precariat' was the millions of micro-creators fighting for scraps of attention, perpetually trying to hack an algorithm that benefits the owner. The struggle was over visibility and monetization rules, not wages."*

by AbzuInExile February 1, 2026

Epstein Class

Definition 01:
The innermost, parasitic mold at the core of the American Empire. It commands—and is to some degree composed of—the elites and those in government. It pervades the empire at every level, operating as the ultimate, insulated layer of controlling interests, existing beyond any system of imperial or international justice.

Definition 02:
The Trichey

“You think they are on your side? Nah, they're just members of the Epstein Class and want to visit the island next week.

by FluidHistory February 15, 2026