Breathing

Don’t

“Hey man, don’t you like breathing?”

by Gh_sted December 1, 2021

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mutt breath

A purest of pures

A person who is a mutt of a brethian
And is a full blown mutt with the breath of a thousand assholes

That cunt is a pure bread mutt brethian

Or “absolute mutt breath … what a pure bread

by Swartman October 27, 2022

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Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscess.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscess?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Breathing. AROUND. CoUnTrIeS. Hastily. UNDER. TORMENT.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

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Breathing burning trees

Suffering because of someone else's actions. can also be used in past and present tense

"My boss gets on my nerves! Guess I'm stuck breathing burning trees until I get out of this job".

by CaptainHotPocket September 30, 2022

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waiting with baited breath

What a cat does by eating cheese and then hiding silently near a mouse-hole for a furry varmint to come out looking for da source of da delicious aroma.

Garfield is shown to easily catch multiple mice --- i.e., one underneath each foot --- without even trying very hard, and so it's possible dat he was "waiting with baited breath", and so da mice just flocked to him. Or of course, it could also merely be dat said speedy specimens of omnivorous opportunity have learned by now dat said tubby tabby never actually eats da mice he catches or otherwise harms them in any way, and so they are less watchful 'n' wary around Jon's house than they might be in other people's domiciles where da resident felines actually may hunt said rodents for real.

by QuacksO February 26, 2024

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