Breaking The Plane

The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.

Mailman: “On my route today, I plan on Breaking The Plane… I’m starving.”

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Breaking the quiet

A horse and a final fantasy character going at it

Man 1: Bro look up breaking the quiet and go to images
Man 2: Why?
Man 1: Just do it
Man 2: *looks it up* WHAT THE FUCK BRO

by Hunted:) May 3, 2024

beating the bishop

Jerking off / Wanking

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop

by OreoOnTop May 5, 2024

Beaning

when you go behind someone, your take off there clothing and yours too, you take 4 cans of Heinz beans and dump it on them and make sure you get every craves, then you jerk them off until they pass out

man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you

man if you don't stop this stupidity ima start beaning you

by NumiGumi September 13, 2024

Baking ice

Doing a task that accomplishes nothing

Police: What were you doing on the night of June 19th 2015
Me: I was baking ice
Police: How have you survived this long

by NextJen October 30, 2024

Beaning

The action of bean.
Committing bean (present tense)
(The simple explanation is it is like beans )

That man is beaning no cap

by School beaner December 5, 2024

Baking a Plane

When you hold it in for so long that when you go to the bathroom it just shoots out like an airplane, likely mimicking the sound of one.

MOVE OUT THE FUCKING WAY IM BAKING A PLANE!!!

by Psychicsaucer0 January 8, 2025