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Cooking Bacon

To cock-block; to prevent one from getting play a.k.a. the digits, having sex or the booty. Preventing one from starting a relationship
I was trying to get this lovely young woman's phone number but my best friend was cooking bacon
by IbeCookin June 1, 2011
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Canadian bacon

Kanye: where u wanna eat jigga?
Jay-Z: waffle house. we goin canadian bacon.
by Soo Doh Nim June 9, 2011
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bacon and eggs

Cockney rhiming slang for 'legs'
by Kazman December 20, 2004
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fries my bacon

A Phrase You Say When Something Really Really Pisses You Off
Girl A: Girl, That Bitch Is Trying To Sleep With Your Man!
Girl B: What? That Shit Just About Fries My Bacon!
Girl A: So What Are You Gonna Do About It?
Girl B: Oh, I'm Gonna Whip Her Ass
by Thysbe July 24, 2005
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baconar

language: Spanish
word type: Infinitive AR Verb
Def: TO EAT bACON
YO BACONO-i eat bacon
TU BACONAS-you eat bacon
EL/ELLA/USTED BACONA-he/she/you(formal)/it eats bacon
NOSOTROS BACONAMOS-we eat bacon
VOSOTROS BACONAIS-y'all eat bacon (used in spain)
ELLOS/ELLAS/USTEDES BACONAN-HE(plural)/SHE(plural)/you(formalplural)/it(plural) eat bacon
by APoC February 26, 2003
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baconed

Getting shitloads of mail from a web 2.0 service like twitter when you sign up.
I dont get it... my inbox is full.
- Man, you just got baconed.
by pogono April 11, 2008
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bacon dick

When you eat too much fatty and cholesterol-y foods and you have erectile dysfunction as a result.
Susan- OMG you have such a bacon dick!
by raziel bloodfang November 7, 2010
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