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High Ping Bastard

The term first appeared with Quake by Id software in online chats and taunts of fellow players.

Any player who has a high ping value and is able to stay at the top of the scoreboard for online gaming. Typically for dial up connections with a high ping and latency. The players tend to taunt and adapt tactics on first person shooters or real time simulations to the point of excellence and aggravation of broadband users who spend many times their counterparts and still get rektd. Abbreviated as "HPB" usually.
Did you hear about the guy who leased a T1 line to play online for $2000 a month? He still gets pwned by High Ping Bastards with rusted barbed wire telephone lined dialup users from Oklahoma.
by Argonator May 19, 2022
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fucking killer bastard jesus

It is commonly used when someone is bald.(FKBJ for short)
OMFG he is fucking killer bastard jesus.(means he is bald)
I have FKBJ hairstyle(i am bald)
by Fucking erdembayar May 24, 2022
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Rat-Bastard

1. A particularly nasty piece of work. A real jackass. Someone you’d rather beat with a brick until they stop twitching then interact with. Not a nice chap by any means.

2. A jocular way to compliment your friend. Sly, sneaky, clever. Works with Magnificent Bastard as well
Option 1:
That rat-bastard stole my car!

Option 2:
You rat-bastard! How are you?
by Octagonal Revolver April 2, 2022
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bastard factor

A scale (1 to 10) that describes the likelihood of a vicious old person calling someone a bastard for little or no reason.
I asked the neighbor to keep her dog off my lawn, and she called me a bastard. Wow! That's crazy -- she must have a bastard factor of at least 7.
by gjjcorbett April 4, 2022
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Bastard Outlaw

The most despicable, evil, vile, inhuman, trash, scum of the earth people. Ussualy used by the Pinkerton Detective agency (specifically Agent Kent, Agent Horne and Agent Blakeley) in the late 1800s and early 1900s
Let's get this bastard outlaw

That bastard outlaw is mega gay
by FTBboi April 13, 2022
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extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard

a super annoying video game enemy that can run really fast, even around corners, to make you waste all your ammo.
I tried to beat that game the other day but the extremely fast and agile and often invisible ninja bastard made me game over all night
by Kate Hanami November 7, 2021
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Spiteful bastard

A Jack O’Calloghan is a spiteful bastard which means chuir sé meas ar bód a Camala Harris.
God jack you wont kill that child you are such a spiteful bastard
by Anonymous6942017 November 16, 2021
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