I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker
by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015
Get the Bastard Snookermug. Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.
That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!
by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021
Get the Bastardmug. by CoolGamer123 September 22, 2021
Get the rat bastardmug. 
a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce
under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support
by Sexydimma September 17, 2016
Get the bastardmug. by Connor October 24, 2004
Get the Billbodied Bastardmug. A derogatory term for goth or emo or who is a fan of heavy rock normally covered in piercings and chains and wear dark/ rock related clothes
by Lolaman June 17, 2020
Get the Thunder bastardmug.