drone boyfriend

A drone one has fallen in love with. And since the gender of a drone is unknown, we call them all boy friends. One my even have sexual relations with a drone, just don't expect good results.
My Drone Boyfriend and I had went on a date, later that night he helped me whack the lawn, but things got a little messy.
by Robot lover 69 March 15, 2017
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Erykah Badu's Boyfriend

Ibe, the abstract photographer/juggler/mysterious human being/handsome/strong/lowkey super intelligent/2nd best darts player in Photo 1 class/millionaire/philantropist/entrepreneur/D1 baller/Daniel's Caesar's former producer/lil' car collection/funny guy/good with kids
I saw Erykah's Badu and Erykah Badu's Boyfriend on a romantic-ass date they look so good for each other, what a power couple
by Ooby Bob February 27, 2024
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Boyfriends

A terrible WEBTOON that was made by a terrible person. Their name is Refrainbow, and they made nsfw of a minor BTS member, said a racial slur, and said some unhinged shit.
Refrainbow’s relatives: So what do you do for work?

Refrainbow: I am working on a traumatizing webtoon called Boyfriends that fetishizes lbgtq relationships and run a patreon where there is spicy content of the characters without a single jumpscare warning

Relative 1: Why tf are we blood related

Relative 2: You’re a disappointment
by Every kel meme is canon March 6, 2023
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ski boyfriend

fake boyfriend you have when skiing; like a work boyfriend
Maddy has a ski boyfriend, he’s all she talks about
by jyllhatesabey January 28, 2022
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April 11 is national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
Girlfriend: hey babe do you know what day it is?
Boyfriend: no what day is it ?
Girlfriend: it’s national fuck your boyfriend even if you don’t want to day
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boyfriend

a guy who will treat you like a goddess and give you butterflies every time you talk to him or get a notification from him, and he loves you no matter what. But he also fucks you like he hates your guts.
by itz.mari2282 March 13, 2024
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Almond Boyfriend

An almond boyfriend is a gymbro that has taken their protein intake and calorie count a little too far. They don't eat any flavourful food and all of their 'snacks' have added protein. This behaviour often affects their friends and partners, as going out for a meal or to the pub is as difficult as going out with a vegan. They are allergic to fun, won't eat any pasta, ice-cream, sweets and often, alcohol.

You can find snacks in their house such as: protein yoghurt, dried mango, psyllium husk powder, lentil crisps, nuts, lion's mane, skinny milk, cottage cheese, protein powder, graze oat bars, skyr, protein bars, overnight oats, protein cereal.

A typical Almond Boyfriend meal would consist of rice, boiled broccoli and no spice flesh colour chicken breast. No flavour must be tasted in the food.
Some people are gluten free. Almond Boyfriends are fun free.
Ben doesn't like fizzy drinks, he's an Almond Boyfriend.
I watch a movie with my Almond Boyfriend – he didn't have any popcorn so we ate dried apricots.
Jack doesn't cook with any spice, I think he's an Almond Boyfriend.
by pumpkinspicedemon November 29, 2024
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