August 2nd

Post someone who you think is fine

August 2nd post who you think is fine or cute

by Lukewarts373 August 1, 2023

August 9th

National Guy Best friend day!

"Hey did you hear today its national guy best friend day!!"

"oh sh!t its August 9th already?!! I forgot to get bro a present"

by greggy form August 8, 2024

August 22

National fuck with a Jordan day... On this day it is everyone who's name is not Jordan to make a Jordan's day so inconvenient that all they can say is "fuck"

It's August 22 did you fuck with Jordan yet?

by pimpdaddyliv July 13, 2021

August 13th

Hug all myiah’s day

Hug a myiah on august 13th

by my1ah April 21, 2022

August 8th

National Let your girlfriend motorboat your balls day

Hey babe its August 8th

by SMDTrey April 7, 2024

August 23

National go to the library with your boyfriend day.

Sophia went to the library with Mo because its August 23.

by Mo❤️S September 22, 2023

August 9th

if you are born on August 9th you are lonely asf and need attention before it becomes lethal
you have no frienfds and everyone thinks youre disgusting and ugly (including me)
you have no life and waste all your time playing League of legends instead of showering
you should honestly take a bath and walk outside away from your screen and touch some grass

random guy: youre so annoying of course you where born on August 9th
probably someone called Zephyr: i hate you
random guy: take a bath

by dinosaur with 500 teeth August 21, 2023