alabama hot pocket

When you open the girls floppy vagina and eat it like a hot pocket

Alabama Hot Pocket: ate that girl like an Alabama Hot Pocket

by Dick in the Chinese and black March 24, 2017

alabama hot pocket

A hot pocket which is cooked in and/or by someone from Alabama. Often times the results of microwaving yields hot lava half way through the allegedly cooked hot pocket and ice crystals in the remaining bites.

He's from where?... So I ate an Alabama Hot Pocket!

by mosDefinite March 23, 2010

alabama left turn

When you need to make a left turn but can't cut across 4 lanes of traffic, so you make a right turn and then a U-turn as soon as possible. Also when you date your second-cousin-once-removed because there is a shortage of available chicks at your middle school.

1. Dang they must have let the Presbyterians out. I'll have to make an Alabama left turn!
2. Mary Beth Sue can't go to the prom with me, so I guess I'll ask Janet Bodine Johnson Smith, my second-cousin

by TheseTitsAreReal November 12, 2015

alabama Big M

Any tall white kid with a fetish for alabama hot pockets and bombay rolls. They are usually found jerking off in subways in groups of 5/6. They are classed as 'outcasts'

1st kid: that alabama Big M kid is always jacking off over pics of his sister.
2nd kid: weak

by Wozzidawg September 22, 2007

Alabama Feast

After a corpse has been buried for a period of time that renders it soft, but not falling apart. You dig it up, and butcher it. Once prepared, you set about the task of having sex with each individual piece of the corpse. After you are finished sodomizing the butchered cadaver, you prepare it into various soul food dishes and serve to the family of the deceased. Enjoy!

I dug Ryan's body up yesterday, I'm inviting his family over for an Alabama Feast tomorrow.

by takitakiboom October 21, 2010

alabama swamp ass

A smelly fluid that secretes from hillbillys after they run after supper

"Man pa, yous sure does smely likes swammp ass"

by Mason Beveridge September 28, 2003

Alabama Three Way

In an Alabama three way, three men get each other close to cumming via anal sex. They then all pull out, and arrange themselves in a penis to head circular'ish configuration, laying down. Finally, each smacks his own cock against the forehead of another until he cums, spewing semen plus a frothy mix of leftover anal lube and fecal matter all over the top of the smackees' faces.

During a televised roundtable, the announcer noticed the each member of the discussion panel, Rick Saintwhoreman, Mittens and Salamander each had a small mushroom shaped bruise on his head. When she asked what they were from, they said the bruises were from their previous night's vigorous Alabama Three Way congress.

by ZentaiKitty May 14, 2012