Pre-Douche

A Douchebag that hasn't gone through puberty yet.
"Pre" coming from Prepubescent.

"That squeaker over there with the Obey shirt on is a Pre-Douche."

by Bman24 March 31, 2015

Douche-Mail

An E-mail sent someone with an especially Douchey tone. Most of them time sent by someone who is frustrated by the receivers stupidity.

I had to fire off some Douche-Mails earlier this morning, those customer service people are morons who frustrate me to no end.

by shaginwagin April 19, 2010

Seesaw douche

One who jumps up and down on a seesaw to purposely injure the genitalia of the person riding on the other end.

Parker is such a seesaw douche.

by 27asdfghjkl; June 8, 2012

douche stack

Not one, but several douche bags hanging out together--especially in public places.

Hey, look at that douche stack over there! Are you kidding me? They're all so stupid.

by spdbiz February 9, 2010

Douche Noob

What you call when you have two gamer noobs over for a gamer party and only have two controlers. They leave you without a controler and are total noobs and dont want you to play with them on the console in your own house.

*phone call* Bring Bring Bring
"Hello?"
"Hey dude you wanna come over and play Halo Reach"
"Sounds awesome"

"Ya Im inviting the other bro too"
"Oh sweet me and him can play again and you be a dj"
"You guys are just going to Douche Noob me again?"
"We'll let you play eventually"
"Watever, nevermind dude"
"Wait what?"
Click
"Hello, watever"
Click

by TheVerdict July 14, 2011

Douche bag

n. a word used to describe Luke Capen; how he acts, looks, dresses, speaks, smiles, dances, etc. Can be substituted with douche, douchey, and doucher.

Also can describe the rare other hot ginger kids like Luke who think they are really cool but actually aren't.

"Hey do you know Luke Capen?"
"Yeah that kids the biggest douche bag I've ever met in my life"

by Lukesdouchebagfriend October 11, 2011

Douche King

Douche King

That pussy bitchass man is such a D.K., aka a Douche King.

by Cassiopeia04 December 19, 2016