chinese mormon

a person of asian descent that is dressed in a fashionable manor

Kids, look at all of the chinese mormons over there!

by pesky-panda55 April 27, 2025

Chinese Five Spice

The 6th member of the Spice Girls

Tony: Hey Mark, I can only think off 5 members of the Spice Girls - posh spice, sporty spice, baby spice, ginger spice and scary spice

Mark: ahh your forgetting Chinese Five Spice

by Steve McLaren June 27, 2023

Chinese Swamp Water

The putrid pussy juice of a back water Chinese fishermans wife.

'Man I cant wait to boil my chicken in that Chinese swamp water'

by Cactus? April 28, 2024

Chinese Whisper

A sexual act which involves 3 or more people jizzing in the ears and mouth of another individual and then will whisper a flirty quote into their ear and they will then have to guess what they said while having multiple hot loads in their mouth

"I'm bored and extremely horny, let's all do a Chinese Whisper on Carlos

by anonymous May 13, 2024

Chinese Surf Board

Grabbing someone by the feet while on their back and ramming your foot into their crotch.

I grabbed him by the feet and rode him like a Chinese Surf Board!

by ShortMort April 24, 2020

Chinese Robe

An act of sex where one peels their own flesh, turns it into a royal coat. The partner then takes the skin and wears it while eating out/sucking off the other.

Maricor: I just did the Chinese Robe with my math daddy.
Danny: Lucky slut, I've been wanting to with someone for ages!

by AnthoneeDaSkrub November 29, 2016

I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

by lasagna snake February 23, 2024