Monster Kid

A person, usually white, who walks up says a few well spoken phrases stands and leaves. Usually they are adorned with a Monster shirt, baggy skinny jeans, hat turned sideways, and a big pimp ring.

Monster Kid: "Wa's goo'?"
Us: "What?"
Monster Kid: "Yo, why ya nah at da fue?"
Us: "....What?"
Monster Kid: "I'm in miami, bitch."
Us: "Seriously, wtf?"

Ten min later

Monster Kid: "Yo I betta go." (leaves)
Me: "Did anyone know he was standing there?"
Everyone else: "No."
Me: "Oh cool, hey lets go ruin a dodgeball tourney for kids."
Matt: "Hell yeah!"

by Navigator of the Sea March 21, 2010

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bachness monster

Refers to a male individual having the last name of bach or bach contained within, who possess an enormous penis. Similar to the loch ness monster, the bachness monster is characteristic of an unusually large, cylindrical organ.

"Dude, last night I gave her the bachness monster."
or
"Fuck man, how am I supposed to bang her out with the bachness monster here?"

by Steve Bach February 13, 2008

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cookie monster

female sexual reproduction organ

Dude that chick was really hot. I hope I get to see her cookie monster.

by the ham December 28, 2005

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green monster

an inexpensive homemade alcoholic beverage, known for its foul taste; it is usually green in color because most people use mint-flavored mouthwash, but it can be any color

RECIPE:

1) empty an entire bottle of cough syrup into a half-full bottle of mouthwash
2) secure cap on mouthwash bottle & shake vigorously
3) drink

by Bozz Hawg April 7, 2004

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