lukes girlfriend

where is she?

"Where is lukes girlfriend?"
"He is a lonley waste of sperm"

by Shane63 February 22, 2023

Sloth Girlfriend

A Sloth Girlfriend is a Woman who is often times unemployed and generally remains Hobo-sexual, They're often girls on Anti-depressive Medications with hair color that changes every 2 months. Sloth Girlfriends usually have Tig-ol-Bitties they make wonderful Partners for cuddling and Sex however they contribute nothing to society, they have no Motivation/Desire to contribute to Society nor better improve themselves in any way, they would prefer to lay around all day and snack on your Food, only willing to move when they want to fuck. The Sloth Girlfriend spends 98% of the Relationship avoiding responsibility and mostly just clings to you like a tree branch until you inevitably snap and she goes plummeting down to the Void Below.

She's got great tits and she's loving but You: God she has not Ambition, she doesn't do shit but snack and fuck!

Tim: "Bruh you got a Sloth Girlfriend.."

by ThatTwistedPigGuy February 25, 2025

Jacobs girlfriend

Not the prettiest girlfriend in the world

jacob: "i just realized i have the prettiest girlfriend in the world"
Jacobs girlfriend: "i-"

by jacobsgirfriend:( September 27, 2020

Super Bowl Girlfriend

A person who spends an entire sporting event doing anything but actually watching the game.

Aiden - Are you and Bob watching the game?

Alice - Kind of. I’m watching. Bob is here but he’s researching crop production in the Midwest and is completely zoned out.

Aiden - Ugh . He’s such a Super Bowl girlfriend!

by ThePerfectReward November 16, 2023

Girlfriend

has to show their face, because it's the law.

My girlfriend is super cool and lets me see her face.

by thelovedoctor69420 October 15, 2020

Girlfriend

Something you can’t get because she doesn’t like you back and that she will never talk to you for the rest of your existence. She thinks that your ugly and will never speak to you again. And your just standing there depressed not knowing what to do. Lonely, sad, hurt.

Girlfriends hurt you inside especially when you show them love everyday.

by Ugmwb127 December 5, 2021

stud girlfriend

A female who is more often than not perceived and acts more masculine and protective; the more dominant girlfriend in the relationship

“Do I really give off ‘stud girlfriend’ vibes?”
“Yes you literally act like man”

by Laur2158 November 22, 2023