The dutch 9/11

Ice-skating into someone fullspeed

‘Damn John fell pretty hard didnt he.’

‘Yea Caleb hit him with the Dutch 9/11

by Randomdutchie February 14, 2021

MQ-9 Reaper

Allah's worst dream

يا إلهي، الأمريكي الغبي يطير بآلة القتل MQ-9 Reaper في السماء
Oh my God, the stupid American is flying the MQ-9 Reaper killing machine into the sky

by Oils Lover October 29, 2023

9-3 curse

When you are losing in Valorant 9-3, you will win the game despite being down by 6 rounds.

"ff"
"nah it's good, 9-3 curse"

by Happ7hour September 22, 2021

Internet Explorer 9

A good web browser, which is faster than Firefox and has some nice, but basic features. It lacks the add-on support of Firefox and Chrome. It usually gets panned without using by noobs due to their bad experiences with crappy, older versions.

Person 1: Dude, you're using Internet Explorer 9? You fag!
Person 2: It's pretty good. Have you tried it?
Person 1: I tried version 6! Does that count?
Person 2: NO.

by FireShark October 19, 2011

situation number 9

On your last life after being reincarnated as a cat.

Can't go skydiving, I've got a situation number 9.

by pjargon July 21, 2020

read 9:48

Means that you are being ignored. They read your text but don't respond.

Me: Hey I really like you
Crush: *read 9:48*

by Hunter1910 December 31, 2015

9 Hours Pregnant

A state in which you need to poo really, really bad to the point where a large turd is turtle-heading or about to exit on it's own; Often occurs soon after waking up or after a big meal; Also occurs approximately 9 - 10 hours after large feasts and may be occur prematurely when preceded by meals high in fiber.

NOTE: May be accompanied by contractions and a dilated anus.

Dude, if I don't take a shit soon I'm going to be in trouble because I'm 9 hours pregnant!

by TheJizzerOfOz March 17, 2011