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Facebook Fresh-by Date

The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.
Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.

Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.
by ADPS III March 12, 2014
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Date Rape Face

One who posseses the face of a date rapist.
I dont know why she dates that abercrombie-wearing douchebag, plus, that dude has date rape face.
by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011
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Fake dating game

Example:
Male : hey wanna play the fake dating game? Who ever catches feelings first loses
Female: yes, I bet your going to lose first
The fake dating game is too bring people together
by Th0tb0xy January 17, 2021
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Online Dating Yoked

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.
My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."

I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."
by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014
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Gay Chubby Dating

A popular fetish among autistic kids. Similar in concept to a furry, but without a fur suit. The name is self explanatory to what it includes, but if you don't know, it involves gays (or lesbians) who are chubby to morbidly obese going on a date (preferably McDonald's)
John: What is your fetish?
Jack: It may be weird, but it is "Gay Chubby Dating"
by LammaMamma June 10, 2018
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watching Date Movie

smoking weed/being under its influence
Me: Dude, let's go watch Date Movie while watching Date Movie!
Alek: Sounds good.
by sssssc September 13, 2008
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Do Date Dump

A game requiring the selection of three arbitrary individuals to be categorized in a one-to-one fashion with three categories: one individual must be copulated with and then discarded (the Do); one individual must be entered into a long-term commitment with (the Date); the final individual is one that you would forego any interaction with (the Dump).
Oh...oh god, you're making a Do Date Dump for Peter Chris and Meg Griffin? I guess...Do Chris, Date Peter, and Dump Meg.
by exw June 14, 2010
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