The length of time any post on Facebook (and by extension, other forms of social media) is likely to receive new likes or comments.
Artie: Dude, that post was a GEM! I can't believe it only got two likes and a comment.
Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.
Mac: Well, it probably won't get any more. It's a week past the Facebook Fresh-by Date.
by ADPS III March 12, 2014

by Buffguy678 May 22, 2011

Example:
Male : hey wanna play the fake dating game? Who ever catches feelings first loses
Female: yes, I bet your going to lose first
Male : hey wanna play the fake dating game? Who ever catches feelings first loses
Female: yes, I bet your going to lose first
by Th0tb0xy January 17, 2021

When a middle aged man is excessively buff, because he has recently divorced his wife and needs to start his online dating career.
My dad said, "Woah Peter's dad is yoked."
I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."
I said, "Yeah he's been Online Dating Yoked since the divorce."
by ><(((*>er June 8, 2014

A popular fetish among autistic kids. Similar in concept to a furry, but without a fur suit. The name is self explanatory to what it includes, but if you don't know, it involves gays (or lesbians) who are chubby to morbidly obese going on a date (preferably McDonald's)
by LammaMamma June 10, 2018

smoking weed/being under its influence
by sssssc September 13, 2008

A game requiring the selection of three arbitrary individuals to be categorized in a one-to-one fashion with three categories: one individual must be copulated with and then discarded (the Do); one individual must be entered into a long-term commitment with (the Date); the final individual is one that you would forego any interaction with (the Dump).
Oh...oh god, you're making a Do Date Dump for Peter Chris and Meg Griffin? I guess...Do Chris, Date Peter, and Dump Meg.
by exw June 14, 2010
