I LOVE MY MASTER ALOIS! “says Claude.” *Alois dies the next day.*
Claude: oh I wonder who did it .. *runs away stealing other demons master*
Claude: oh I wonder who did it .. *runs away stealing other demons master*
Claude x Alois: there is no love Claude only wants Alois’s soul nothing more nothing else Claude never loved his master Alois.
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Get the mob x Riley mug.Iloveyoudiluc and iloveyoudiluchatepage are Sussy Baka enemies to lovers but won’t tell anyone because that’s Sussy Imposter at 3 am
by Mowchan May 10, 2021
Get the iloveyoudiluc x iloveyoudiluchatepage mug.Cocksuckers that have no life, get no bitches and are too much of a pussy to actually play with cards and just defend with two buildings then rocket cycle in triple. You know they're trash when they can't even spell their own win condition when it's only 4 letters long, goes to show just how intelligent the clown "3.0 X-Bow Pro" is.
Person: Hey did you hear? Rocket got nerfed
"Skillful X-Bow Cycle Player": Noooo! My skill, it's all gone!
"Skillful X-Bow Cycle Player": Noooo! My skill, it's all gone!
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fangirls: ben x guto forever
by lolsiesandgiggles December 31, 2022
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Adrien and Luka where terrified. But they didn't really have choice. Adrien looked at Luka and said ''Well are you going to make the first move?'' Luka started blushing. Luka said ''ok I will'' He unzipped his pants and took them off and threw them into a corner . Adrien looked at him and quickly did the same. And they both took off their shirts, but they still had their boxers on. They walked near each other. Adrien quickly made it awkward by saying "So what now?.." Luka was just doing that one sad E-gril pose. Adrien started to wrap his arms around Luka and Luka quickly became flushed. Adrien suddenly went forward and stroked Lukas cock and Luka moaned a lot. Adrien noticed there was 20 cameras looking at them and they were weirded out but they kept going. Luka passed out by adriens cream. Adrien smacked luka and he woke up. Luka started to...
Adrien and Luka where terrified. But they didn't really have choice. Adrien looked at Luka and said ''Well are you going to make the first move?'' Luka started blushing. Luka said ''ok I will'' He unzipped his pants and took them off and threw them into a corner . Adrien looked at him and quickly did the same. And they both took off their shirts, but they still had their boxers on. They walked near each other. Adrien quickly made it awkward by saying "So what now?.." Luka was just doing that one sad E-gril pose. Adrien started to wrap his arms around Luka and Luka quickly became flushed. Adrien suddenly went forward and stroked Lukas cock and Luka moaned a lot. Adrien noticed there was 20 cameras looking at them and they were weirded out but they kept going. Luka passed out by adriens cream. Adrien smacked luka and he woke up. Luka started to...
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