Your cooked

used to symbolize an upcoming L your about to take, or a L you have already taken

james: dude, jamal has been in my girls DM's recently
john: bro doesn't he have a 8 inch penis? Your cooked bro

by sidobelei December 26, 2023

Sit on your finger

Basically, for fuck yourself.

Hey lori, why don't you go sit on your finger.

by Tacos69. July 30, 2016

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 9, 2022

National plow your neko day

it's national plow your neko day! might aswell show your pet neko boy/girl a good time!

the holiday national plow your neko day meant to show your neko love and plow them! Any good owner knows the holiday. Lasts august 16- august 20th.

by Lulu topper August 16, 2021

national grab your gf thighs day

The Day of grabbing your woman thighs

national grab your gf thighs day- Damn little momma let me get ahold of those so thighs

by Plaguey September 8, 2022

Stick your dick in shit

When a homosexual man or whatever the fuck you is, wants to engage in anal sex.

Nigga 1: Aye bro, you seen that fruit nigga there?

Nigga 2: Yeah bro I don't understand why you would want to stick your dick in shit bro

by BigNigga46 February 6, 2024