Big Dick Joe

Having a dick so big that the first thing people ever think about is the size of your penis and often forget your other talents.

“I wish people recognised me for being musician as opposed to my big dick” said a weeping Big Dick Joe

by Gobri July 30, 2019

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Destroy dick december

destroy that dick lol, 1 time on the first , twice on the second, and so on until 31 times on the 31st

I Love Destroy Dick December

by ayligmaballs2 December 3, 2018

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bull dick and gravy

Prison slang: The gravy concocted from discarded carcasses including bull dick and balls in penal institutions across America

Question: What's for breakfast Bro.? Response: You know that, "Bull dick and Gravy".

by Ed'd Negro June 16, 2011

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It’s July 15th, Happy National Dick Day!
Today is the day we celebrate the creation of dicks as they serve a critical role in our society. They give us a sense of comfort, love, and joy. We appreciate your dick and I hope I can see it in person one day.

Person 1: hey what day is it?
Person 2: NATIONAL DICK DAY COME OVER HERE
Person 1: Huh? Why?
Person 2: SO I CAN GIVE YOU SOME DICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

by Donald Trumppp July 15, 2021

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Destroy Dick December

A day in which men must masturbate and ejaculate according to the day of the month. For example, on the first of December, masturbate and "bust a nut" once. On the second, do it twice. On the third, three times. This continues until the 31st in which you will do it 31 times that day.

Man 1: "Hey man, ready for Destroy Dick December?"

Man 2: "Hell yeah!"

by Watch Out, I'm Gonna Define!! November 1, 2019

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