shitting in my ice cream

when someone is stealing your thunder or makes you feel like shit

Joe- dude you throw the football like shit.
Jason-dude your shitting in my ice cream

by THE BEAST RECIEVER November 22, 2011

shit loving booty kicker

a man/woman who LOVES eating shit while kicking someones ass

dude, that bitch is such a shit loving booty kicker

by toeclipper March 5, 2022

shit pig penis wig

When you fuck a pig in its ass while its taking a shit and twirl you dick around in it and then you take the shit off of your dick that slightly resembles a wig on your penis and you eat it

Wow, I really gave that a pig a shit pig penis wig

by Anal suck January 13, 2021

Toot toot fuck shit

Yes

Toot toot fuck shit yes

by Fifty yeets September 6, 2020

Shit at texting back ites

Where somebody does not reply to a text message within 10 mins they are known to have Shitattextingbackites

No, I heard that he has Shit at texting back ites and do not want to catch it from him.

by Alex Xela September 23, 2010

Disregard Bitches and Get Shit Done

Useful status message to keep friends away when you seriously need to get shit done. i.e. homework, project, girlfriend. Other version known as: "Disregard Bitches, Get shit Done"

It is almost midnight and Jane still hasn't started her homework. "Man, I need to disregard bitches and get shit done!"

by dkstamberose September 13, 2011

dumber than a box of brick shit

completly useless , waste of skin on a voyage to dipshit land.

That cop was dumber than a box of brick shit.
That guy really thought his wife got lost in oklahoma for six hours. He must be dumber than a box of brick shit.

by pinhead77 December 15, 2008