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Dumber than a Bucket of Dogshit

Someone who is dumber than dogshit - their brain is the equivalent of a bucket...FULL of dogshit. While probably also morally inept/retarded, their intelligence is likely due to inbreeding somewhere in the family tree, or possibly being tossed into a ceiling fan as an infant. They usually turn into a screeching autist when triggered for an illogical reason.

Alternative phrase: "Uglier than a bucket of dogshit".
"All these politicians are dumber than a bucket of dogshit. I would rather have a bucket of literal-fucking-dogshit 'lead' me than these political assclowns."

"A bag of hammers, a box of rocks, and a bucket of dogshit -combined- have more intelligence than that fuckfaced douchefag."
by LeonitusMaximus September 13, 2021
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I’ll be dipped in dogshit

What Ted Hanson says when he’s surprised
“Wait you ran into Paulie Wallnuts in downtown Gallatin?! I’ll be dipped in dogshit!”
by Paulie Wallnuts June 26, 2023
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I don’t care if it’s raining dogs

No matter what is happening you will not be interested in what is being offered
Bro i don’t care if it’s raining dogs I’m not going
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if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog
“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach
by dog fans July 22, 2022
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Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs and cats among others is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
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Most of what you see/hear about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
Most of what you hear/see about ai-programmed organisms like dogs cats etc is religious philosophy than science for obvious reasons
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