The name for those stupid metal (usually aluminum) "wallets" that are supposed to keep identity thieves from stealing your credit card info.
Stupid idiot - "Look at my new metal wallet."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
Smart guy - "That's not a wallet, that's a man clutch. Do you store it in your vagina? You're an ass clown."
by stupid_idiot January 20, 2012
The type of person who would fuck your dog, kill your whole family, sacrifise your mom to the devils, terrorize an orphanage, spit in your apple juice and then fuck your dog again.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
They're also a 13yo moderator on KyndraHQ's server and gay asf.
"Have you heard what Susan did yesterday? It was so poggers."
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
"I know right? She's souch a silly angy little sussy drunk man teehee uwu!"
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