Dirty Itchy Butt

when you don’t wipe right the first time so now you’re stuck walking around with a dirty itchy butt which can now lead to smelly fingers & an itchy ass .

I was in such a hurry wiping earlier now I have a dirty itchy butt .

Make sure you wipe right because you don’t want a dirty itchy butt .

by WhiteyBoom3r January 9, 2020

Dirty long jon

Really?....you had to look this up? Very well...pay attention.

A Dirty Long Jon is what you get after assfucking a bitch while smoking a blunt of that good bubba kush so you forget to clean her out and when ya nut and pull out ya got a mix of cum and shit all-over your long Jon.

"That nigga was high as fuck with Kesha last night and pulled a Dirty long Jon"

by SilverWings2018 May 6, 2020

Dirty Pimp-slap

The same as a normal pimp-slap, where you assault your target by slapping him/her with the back of your hand, except you run your hand down your own butt crack 1st. This marginalizes and denigrates the offender even further.

I was so upset with this loudmouth drunk at a bar, that I had to shut him up; so I dirty pimp-slapped him into submission.

by MontelWilliams December 17, 2011

Dirty Reese's Cup

The act of hiding a turd in someone's peanut butter for them to find after much consumption.

I gave Robert a Dirty Reese's Cup a few days ago. Now it's just a waiting game.

by TNSJ January 1, 2012

Dirty One Eye

A big hairy ass hole...sometimes dirty and very dark

A Dirty one eye is an Ass hole , Butt hole

by Ham Sandwich with mustard July 23, 2011

Dirty War Helmet

A polite way to reference having a case of shit dick after having anal sex with an unprepared partner.

My wife wanted to blow me as soon as I walked in the house but I had a dirty war helmet after having a nooner with my coworker so I ran straight to the shower.

A bad case of smegma only added to the allure of my dirty war helmet.

Never go ass to mouth with a dirty war helmet.

by Dick Onchin October 22, 2020

Dirty Rick james

The act of masturbating with an empty toilet paper roll until you reach climax, then right after climax you scream at the top of your lungs "I'm Rick James bitch!".

When I get lonely I sometimes spoil my self with a dirty Rick James.

by So-called October 2, 2021