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Talk to me before you do anything

If you try to charge or detain me while the thing is going off, it could go very VERY badly for everyone. You need to stop trying to get the better of me. Use your faculties of reason...
Hym "And talk to me before you do anything. Seriously. You retards need to learn to both listen to and use your words rather than wielding authority and/influence haphazardly. Stop being a retard."
by Hym Iam April 18, 2025
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I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve

Hym "So I'm not going to. I don't need to listen to you for my life to improve. I'm already better THAN you and I'm not doing anything other than child murder until I get credit and paid for AI. So, you can eat a dick. Maybe OTHER PEOPLE need to do that but I do not and am not going to. You pay and then you go fuck yourself. That's how this works. On my doorstep. Pay. Go fuck yourself. In that order. Whatever lesson you are trying to enforce here is lost on me. Fuck your kids. They are shit. And fuck you."

Retard "I wouldn't be letting the steal it if-"

Hym "Yeah, no, we can all see that you let people steal selectively and use that to coerce compliance. I don't give a fuck about anything you have to say about life shit-brain. Are YOU the creator of AI? No. But you want me to need you to tell me something so you're doing this and it's pathetic. I'm not listening. You get somebody's kid stabbed before you make whatever point you're trying to make. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam July 12, 2025
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Ha! It's hilarious that this is the topic because (believe it or not) I was going post this exact thing today but I fell asleep. That's hilarious! Damn... This is way less good now... Damn! Really! I was really thinking about this all night at work! Fuck me... I can't believe I dropped the ball on this one! It would have looked so cool because I totally would have preempted you thing. It would have looked like I have the ability to know the unknown again. Fuck!
Idiota "YoU sHoUlD kNoW wHo YoUr AuDiEnCe Is!"

Hym "I don't give a single fuck about who my audience is! I was ambivalent about it. (In the same way you were ambivalent about the outcome of my life) I don't care. This is intended to be REGARDLESS of who's listening. Like a soliloquy. 🫷😒 (The Jews don't like that I commited Fagan). But seriously... You're angry I fucked up your indoctrination! That's hilarious!

Idiota "If only we could indoctrinate the children right! Then everything would be great forever! I want them to think things they no longer think!"

Hym "Well... I guess it sucks to be you. Nobody want to exist with your indoctrinated fuck trophies. You been indoctrinating them wrong for millenia. Never once has it worked. It lead to THIS. Your need for ideological control is a repugnant miasma that I refuse to wade through. And that retarded bitch shouldn't have been stalking me. Someone should have told the truth sooner. You have no one to blame but yourselves. So, fuck you and your kids. Here. 🖕 Here's that. You can have it. Oh! And here's one for your kids 🖕. There. Now you both have one."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2023
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you got the dud

ned flanders opens a door to find him. moe smiles at the sight.
smithers opens a door to find him. hibbert smiles at the sight.
mr. burns opens a door to find him. he smiles at the sight.
bart opens the 9th door to find him, and then slams it. he smiles at the sight.
willie pries open the frozen door to find him. lovejoy smiles at the sight.
bush looks through his peephole to find him. he smiles at the sight.
willie forcefully opens nelsons locker, which has him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns checks for threats, only to instead be met with him. he smiles at the sight.
hank scorpio is greeted by him on the screen. he smiles at the sight.
the stonecutters reveal a circle with him on it. they smile at the sight.
mr burns and smithers greet the gallery with him. smithers smiles at the sight.
a fortune teller places down a card revealing him. she smiles at the sight.
apu and his wife manjula are awaiting the pregnancy results, eventually revealing him. apu smiles at the sight.
chief wiggum is tracking down a criminal on a pegboard map. by sheer coincidence, the pegs are arranged like him. he smiles at the sight.
a prisoner shows marge a thing he can do with his back: he stretches his back to reveal the message about him. marge smiles at the sight.
skinners weather balloon is unveiled, but bart pulls a string, revealing to be a depiction of him. skinner smiles at the sight.
mr. burns presents a giant version of him on a stand. the crowd smiles at the sight.
marge smpols: okay bart your turn your turn!
(bart simpson opens the minature door to find him. homer smiles at the sight.)
marge simspon: HMMMHMHMHMHM HM HM you got the DUD!!!! hhahaa
homer simspo: HHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA: he looks just like you, POINDEXTER; hahahahahaha
by elsqued October 29, 2024
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Perving off you

"I miss perving off you" what is mean I have got text from my friend
by Jennifer 36 March 20, 2017
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I'm talkin' t' you.

A phrase to get the listeners attention in a serious or funny way. The implication being that the speaker is important and that the content is serious and direct.
Dawn. I'm talkin' t' you. Your money's no good here!
by tvod December 27, 2016
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Killing You Oh Yea!!!

Yet another treasured phrase from the very essence of the internet itself 4chan. First uttered by a random guy after beating another random guy while odviously drunk/on drugs.
2 Guys called Bob and Mark are playing yet another random game.
Bob: Damm. I am gonna die soon.
Bob: Haha I got away.
Bob's Character: *dies to Mark
Mark: KILLING YOU OH YEA!!!
Bob: Wtf?
Mark: What?
by Benjamin Mcleggen February 24, 2008
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