boner joust

When two people fight only using their erections.

I am the boner jousting champion.

by triplekinks April 26, 2006

sloppy boner

the condition when a said individual is wearing the pants commonly reffered to as "track pants" and contains a semi-erect penis, usually the aftermath of a full-force hard-on, induced mainly by male influences., looks "sloppy" as it flops around with the loose pants, very noticable and very disturbing. originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when describing this condtion, original comment "hey, you know that guy SLOPPY BONER CARL!?"

"eww, dude, look at that guys sloppy boner, dude get some jeans"

"omg.... how am i gonna cover this old girl up......"

shit, people are gonna notice, i am so pwnd"

"PORK CHOP SANDWICHES"

by Chris G. January 28, 2004

ear boner

when your dog hears something and its ears go up and get all stiff

"What was that sound?"
"Idk, but Spike heard it too, he's got an ear boner."

by thelordtoe August 31, 2011

boner barrier

A binder or notebook hormoney, middle and highschool boys use to conceal errant erections or NRBs. If one cares to realize, use of a boner barrier is rather obvious due to the uncharacteristic way the binder or notebook is pressed against the crotch region.

"Man, Jenny is looking pretty fine today, I'm thinking of asking her to the 8th grade prom."

"yeah, she can touch my digital pet any day of the week."

"::school bell rings:: Quick, throw me your notebook, I need a boner barrier."

by desperryado October 04, 2005

boner cheese

another word for semen

"Dude i totally shot my boner cheese all over her last night."

by quesodelanoche August 03, 2008

FULL BONER

the expression jethro uses when he has an extremely stark erection i mean extremely stark!

this morining jethro woke up and said oh my god i have a full boner!

by joeypopcorn February 27, 2008

mad boner

beaver banger of love that is unusually slick and/or hard, generally accompanied by mean sac and hot babes. Occasionally used in gorilla warfare tactics, but only in desperate situations.

hot babe- "man thats one mad boner" (;P
mad boneree- "BUA BUA!!"

by plll December 06, 2003