Whipjack 

Wip-Jack
An apostle of the Pastafari. Also a pirate disguised as a shipwrecked sailor

The whipjack took five of our men before he was slain.

Whipjack by Lord Maynard October 16, 2008

nut whiplash 

it is where you get hit in the nuts so hard that they move back and forth causing whiplash and it causes large amounts of pain

guy1:Hey! whats up?
Ninja:*kicks guy1 in the nuts*
guy1:Oh! god nut whiplash...
Ninja:....*walks away calmly*

nut whiplash by kyle mueller March 10, 2007

No Whiper

After you finish using the bathroom and you've had a nice dry shit so when you go for the whipe there's nothing.
The best thing that can happen after a shit.

Ricky: DUUDDE! Guess What! It finally happened!
Jake: OMG! A NO WHIPER?
Ricky: OH YEAH!
Both: EEEE!!!!

No Whiper by the_happy_pooper April 4, 2009

whiped 

when your significant other has you in "love" so bad that you will do anything to be with them, especialy ditch your closest friends. when someone you know is becoming whiped, please do him/her a favor and stop it. (also see MOUKY)

mauricio: yo andrew lets play some CS!
andrew: ok ill be there in 5 min.
(4 hours later ryan calls)
mauricio: dude where are you?
andrew: umm...(insert bulshit excuse)
mauricio: ur fucking whiped
andrew: NO IM NOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

whiped by mauricio alvarez LOL July 12, 2006

pussy whipped 

Whoh-keesh! (Sound of cracking of bullwhip whenever a guy does what his woman tells him to)

Don't surprise me that he's so pussy whipped, being that he's so damn submissive to his girl!

pussy whipped by Anton May 8, 2003

Whipped 

Being controlled completely by a woman and doing anything she asks when she asks.

Damn Jordan is whipped by Amanda he does anything she says!

Whipped by KorruptOne November 10, 2010

whipped cream 

a really sweet thing to put on

1)ice cream
2)cake
3)your man

Put some whipped cream on me baby

Yes, sir!

whipped cream by 44dinablowurhorn44 May 16, 2007