Gourmet Waffles

A code word for "second base" when txting or talking

Maggie and I had gourmet waffles the other day.

by Nikeswoosh May 25, 2011

Waffle Blue

A dark shade of blue most often applied to the common STD "Blue Waffle."

Britney- My favorite color is Waffle Blue!
Adoring Fan- Ewww, you have one?!
Britney- Huh?

by Assburgerzz? August 24, 2010

Dick waffle

A crazy red head barista who loves a good ole fashion dicking

Did you hear about Jenna dick waffle last night

by chinquay September 17, 2019

large waffle

The response to "medium waffle"

Real Nibba: Medium Waffle.

You: Issa Large Waffle.

by Mr.Mc.Mac. December 26, 2017

waffle batter

Another word for penis.

Andy sniffed Ernie's waffle batter all night long, until sperm came out of ernie's waffle batter

by milzy April 26, 2006

The Westford Waffle Sandwich

The act of sharting through a window screen and proceeding to close the window, only to have the shit sandwhich itself in between the screen and glass.

Wow, did you see the westford waffle sandwich Craig and I made in the neighbor's window? Old Man Jenkins is gonna be so pissed.

by definition_daddy👅💦 February 4, 2017

Waffle House

when a group of about 12 teenage boys, usually from a private school, gets together around a table with a waffle in the middle, and masturbate to it. they have to cum on the waffle as fast as they can, because the last person to jizz on it must eat the waffle.

Steve: So who went to the waffle house last night?

John: The golf team.

Steve: Who lost?

John: Krishnan. It was fucking disgusting.

by internationalhouseofwaffles December 13, 2010