Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.

Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.

by Mike109999 November 2, 2021

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P-walking

P-walking : a modified walk of shame. Similar to a normal walk of shame but is done after a night of bashing the person you just end up walking right back to the moment they call you to come back.

Hey have you seen Priscilla?

Yeah actually she's P-walking down strawberry street as we speak.

Oh, headed back to the palms AGAIN! HAHA

by Scrilla Don't Lie September 29, 2021

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ass walking

when a man's ass bounces as he walks

person #1: I was ass walking the other day
person #2: Lucky, I wish I could ass walk
person #1: You'll get there someday

by arstspellinganddefinitions October 4, 2021

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Meat Walking

Compared to sleep walking, meat walking is the action in which a sleeping male uncontrollably beats his meat/ masturbates

While on vacation Johnny was meat walking in the same room his mother was sleeping in.

by liljitmane January 21, 2022

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Stunt wanking

Wanking in dangerous situations or positions, doing tricks to hit targets or break records

Mick was stunt wanking and shot himself in the eye

by Chuck Ebz January 4, 2022

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Bag whacking

1. A hard strike to one’s genitals.

2. When an unattractive guy pulls hella hoes.

1. Tony was buried balls deep, he was bag whacking.
2. Cleatus looked like shit today, but he was pulling hella. Fuck some would also say he was bag whacking.

by Cleatusfinelia April 17, 2022

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