Mouse in my van

When a normal size guy let’s a small homosexual man insert his penis into his anus.

Joe: Last night I had this sweet little mouse in my van.

Adie: How was it?

Joe: Well I barely felt him.

by Bottom of the Bottle January 11, 2018

Van Tam'd

To have your opinion based upon unfounded tripe, rubbished royally with the use of an analogy. The Van Tam'd analogy.

When some liberal fucktard that loves the sound of their own voice. Spouts a load in a podcast, confusing some & persuading them that a Covid vaccination is bad, won’t work, isn’t necessary as there isn’t a pandemic. Then Michael & Sean discuss it in a chatroom, with Sean saying that he will not have the vaccination created to convert his vote to Tory with Steve silently waiting to deliver his rebuttal…….
Steve drops one of many JVT analogies, example being: “I wouldn’t contact a Brain Surgeon….”

Followed by “You have just been Van Tam'd bitches.

by Glimmer February 10, 2021

Greta Van Zeppelin

A crappy knock off of Led Zeppelin. Fans of this band generally love Led Zeppelin, but Zeppelin fans hate this band. Also known as Greta Van Fleet.

Person 1: Have you heard the new Greta Van Zeppelin Album?
Person 2: Yeah! It sucks!

by evvy_leppy444 July 10, 2022

van

The greatest support in life. A fun and great person to have the best experience with.

She is so supportive, she must be van!

by Pattyyss April 16, 2021

van presley language

my hot wife presley’s personal language, its the best language ever, and deserves more credit <3

Omg! did you hear kai making fun of presys awesome language?!? how dare he! ( van presley language is the best language ever )

by ivyy !! April 14, 2022

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021

4chan combat van

a van that users of 4chan tend to show up to the houses of those who disagreed with them and have intent have harm the aforementioned person who disagreed with them.
(usually happens after the disagreed person has their home address leaked on 4chan)

sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): hitler was a horrible person
5 DAYS LATER
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): OH FUCK ITS THE 4CHAN COMBAT VAN AND THIS TIME THEY HAVE ASSULT RIFLES!
sane person (who somehow ended up on 4chan): *starts loading FA03 with intent to defend his/her fort*

by DRduck68 July 19, 2022