Polit-twat

1.)A combination of the words "political" and twat. A polit-twat, sometimes shortened just to twat is someone who believes they understand politics, when in reality, they've only heard biased liberal/conservative media. Is also someone who claims that the next president of the United States of America, Barack Obama, is a terrorist/muslim/arab/socialist.

A common Polit-twat would also call Barack Obama a racial slur.

2.) Some kid who agrees with their parents on everything, not having their own opinion.

That Andrew kid is a polit-twat. He probably shouldn't have a voice.

Mommy said that liberals kill babies. I don't know what a liberal is, but Obama is one, so he's evil and a terrorist.

by Daniel "Toast and Jam" Hogar March 21, 2009

filthy twat

A woman who is a bitch and a whore with a nasty dirty vajayjay.

A great name for your Wireless Network to be broadcast in your family-oriented neighborhood.

You fucking filthy twat, if you weren't such a fucking cunt you could pull some ass.

by dirtytwatsmeller November 16, 2010

Twat Bannana

A twat that is as loose as a hallway and it allows people to be able to climb inside and put up bannana hammicks to sleep in.

Dude, I so slept in that twat bannana and splooged all over her twat nuggets then she shit on my head and i swallowed that vaginal chip!!

YESSSS!! YOU ARE THE SHIT!!!

by NikkaWhat October 27, 2008

twat stomp

When you shove a bunch of nails in a woman's vagina and start stompin.

Ill twat stomp the hoe for not puttin out.

by Mat Patten November 10, 2008

twat mode

to act like a twat.

Steve Phillips

by Robbie and Sean March 11, 2004

twat slap

female version of a cock block

that bitch twat slapped me last night

by videodevil May 11, 2010

twat slap

Noun: When two people (generally females) get mad at each other and slap the others vagina really hard.

Casey: dude i can't walk...

Janis: Why? twat slap?

Casey: This bitch just twat slapped me over the last twinkie.

by debbi harry February 21, 2011