While smoking marijuana out of a spoon pipe you hit the pipe through the carb hole creating much thicker smoke. Called turtle sippin due to the bowl looking like a turtle.
I was turtle sippin hella hard
by Woodi101 November 21, 2010
A man that is pussy whipped
by nick clementseee January 29, 2009
An insult to your best friend. Her name is Jaesyn and you love each other but when you're bored you roast each other. Turtle Testicle is the best insult and you both love it. It means you have a tiny dick whether your male or female.
by ChristmasLights101 December 02, 2019
Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.
Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.
Amy: ok good!
by laurenthecoochieinspector November 24, 2013
by marelized mapple November 18, 2019
The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.
by Dfsjdjdj December 05, 2020
An adjective used to describe a male/female who has become so obsessed with their partner, they proceed to want to spend every minute of every day with them and talk about them non stop.
Jacob: "I met this girl the other day she's absolutely wonderful I think I want to take her on countless dates and end up marrying her with 3 children....."
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"
Friend: "Please stop talking about her"
Jacob: "But I have to tell you as much about her as humanly possible"
Friend: "Jacob stop being a Nesting Turtle and keep it to yourself!"
by SlayersRUs March 12, 2014