fart against thunder

Equivalent to pissing against the wind.

"You can't fart against thunder"
Probably of South African origin.

by Chiremba September 27, 2008

Thunder Cunt

a very big bitch with a giant vagina that slaps against her thunder thighs.

Kaela Nelson is a thunder cunt.

by playgroundstalker January 16, 2011

Thunder Cock

A big, black, veiny, and smooth nigger shlong. Thunder cocks average 12.5 inches. Most thunder cocks are aquired by niggers.

That thunder cock is out of this world!

by Thunder Jizz December 8, 2016

tendersass

A synthesis of the words tender and sassy. Used to describe something as exceedingly good or great.
The highest honor that can bestowed upon an object or person.

We're tender--and sassy; we're tendersass.

by creamofwheatman April 18, 2004

Thunder Chunder

To vomit unexpectedly with great force

Did you see Barry last night? He drank all that beer, then ate a spicy Vindaloo curry. He then suddenly got a big case of the 'Thunder Chunder'

by Chuck-up June 5, 2008

Tender Squirrel

One fine, high quality vagina

I gotta get me some tender squirrel

by UNl2ated April 17, 2011

Thunderbolt

When a male shoves a fist in a females vagina and in the anus simultaneously.

Don gave Sam the thunderbolt last night.

by Warrior1023 September 3, 2017