Paul blart : “ can I have your first and last names last first”
You : “ Bob Smith”
Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt”
You : “ Bob Smith”
Paul blart: “I said last first you filthy cunt”
by Big craigs crack dealership May 09, 2020
by Ingenious Assholes March 20, 2019
When you attempt to type Air Bnb but your communications device auto corrects you forcing you to unsuccessfully correct it prior to going all caps
by rajistanilaotian February 20, 2019
A sexual position in which the man lies back in a bath and the woman is blindfolded & has her hands tied behind her back, and she has to find the penis and proceed perform oral sex
by Rahmi75 May 30, 2019
A Malevolent God from another world hell bent on the complete and total destruction of all life in the universe.
His methods include the spread of mass chaos.
He usually takes the form of Lord Linlithgow.
His methods include the spread of mass chaos.
He usually takes the form of Lord Linlithgow.
by DeeLinden September 06, 2021
by peenflation March 12, 2023
Cussin Bob is the phrase for an american overweight cousin that no one really likes but everyone respects for their blunt unfiltered opinion that is intended to be motivational and make us more productive members of society. Usually dresses in casual comfortable wear like punchline t-shirts and flat bill hats.
I talked to Cussin Bob last week and he told me I need to "get my lazy a** off the couch and spend more quality time being productive instead of shi**ing away my freetime like last night's bowel movement!"
by Cussin Bob August 31, 2023