dog with two dicks

Bill:- Why do you look like a dog with two dicks?
Ted:- I butt fucked both your twin sisters last night
by Mary Hinge September 10, 2003
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two ton tessie

pete: hey marv look at that two ton tessie over there, marv: haha oh yeah shes fat as fuck!
by Mr.46 November 30, 2011
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goody two shoes

A person (Usually a female) who usually does not enjoy drugs, drinking, partying, or getting into any trouble. They don't like getting in trouble, especially in school. They sometimes can be quiet or sometimes they can be very outgoing. You will almost never catch them at a party. He/She may be a straight A student and a teacher's pet. Or sometimes they could be using the "Good-Girl/Boy" disguise and actually may be the complete opposite of they seem to be.
"I think she is using that goody two shoes look to trick us."

"Man, what a goody two shoes. She doesn't even want to hold my hand."
by Dweebofficial January 06, 2017
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two point conversion

Taking a break from watching a football game to take a shit, usually during half time, a commercial or while the game is paused on DVR.
I wanted to wait to half time but had to hit pause for a two point conversion after that huge bean burrito.
by Bobski27 September 12, 2010
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two in the stank

A variation of the shocker. Index finger in the vag with the ring finger and pinkie in the stank.

Rachel prefers two in the stank rather than one.
by kduballstar July 26, 2007
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Indiana Two Step

When a male engages anal intercourse with a female and then ejaculates into the anus without telling her. The male then karate chops the female in the back of the neck and takes two steps to the left, causing her to shit uncontrollably.
"I tried to do the Indiana Two Step on your dad the other night but it didn't work."
"Yeah that's because you have to be fucking a girl."
by Skylar Guzman November 09, 2009
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two fine bitches

Two extremely beautiful and sexual girls in their early twentys. Commonly known as lee and phoebe among close friends. These girls are very talented, attractive and very sexual dancers. They like the color pink, things that are sparkly, and cute boys with side bangs. A reality show based on two fine bitches is coming out soon...
lee: "hey look at that cute boy with side bangs"

phoebe "wow you're right he really cute"

lee: "hey whats up? do you want to go clubbing with us?"

cute boy: "I would love to go with the both of you because going with two fine bitches is just more sexual than one fine bitch!"
by msmass June 27, 2008
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