If you're actually seeing this, it means I succeeded in life. I will now go submit myself to the anti-Christ, as I have reached my end life goal. Thank you.
"Yo dude! You look like a soggy sock!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
"I know!"
"Lettuce Mouth Jimmy is Autistic! He ate his desk last week!"
by JenniferJiz February 11, 2019
(Noun) A hypothetical person that you see as irrelevant who is bothering you in some way. Comes from the older version of the word "jerk", meaning an obnoxious person, but turned into a name.
Use similarly to "John Doe".
Use similarly to "John Doe".
"Yo, why are you leaving 10 minutes before closing?"
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
"I got stuff to do, if Jimmy Jerk-Off comes in here and starts giving you shit, just tell him to fuck off."
by U735 December 12, 2021
When Jim let's Vinny suck on his ballsack and nut inside of him.. resulting in an unplanned pregnancy that neither one was ready for.
by Themanhoff October 26, 2022
the act of wildly thrashing one's arms and head (often accompanied with the stomping of feet) in response to scandalous or contemptible information
The man jimmy-jazzed for minutes after understanding the relationship between Prendi's cousin and John.
by ang April 21, 2004
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by jimmy joe mamma May 24, 2022
to have a wank / masterbate
by adam watkins October 29, 2004
also known as little jimmy urine or the hotest guy ever, my husband, my lover, sexy hot babe with great hair!
by petals January 23, 2004