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Go to bed

It’s past Tatum kerstings bed time
by Hahdjdudjsnnd July 12, 2021
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in bed

when your mom tells you to get in bed and you really just play xbox till 5am
get in bed johnny, you've got school tomorrow!
by HyweII November 25, 2018
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Bed

1. What you sleep on.
2. What your daughter/son has been sexing on.
3. Where you find most cum.
Definition 1: "Man, I really like that bed,"
Definition 2: "Hunny, you hear that noise," Mother said, future grandma. "Yes," Father replied. "He is just in bed."
Definition 3: "Ew, did you see that bed?"
by Fuk U kawa February 21, 2019
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Buffet in bed

Your typical 600 pound fat person who forces there family to make them a buffet while in bed.(or bed ritten)
Jonny brought his mom a Buffet in bed
by funny jokes July 10, 2020
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Shit the bed

When someone fucks up
When billy busted a but in his girlfriends pussy he proclaimed "I shit the bed"
by Spike_the_pike October 12, 2017
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The equivalent of crumbs in the bed

A term rarely used, but refers to when a person is being very annoying or dumb. Because People hate when there food leaves crumbs in there bed, and say that it’s annoying, that means that the person you are referring to, is annoying.
Ugh, Jack just asked me out again, even though I’ve told him I’m Aroace!
Dude, he is the equivalent of crumbs in the bed
Ain’t that the truth
by GARLIC_Demon August 7, 2022
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bed

a bed is a place where a woman and a man go to make babies
man: hmm, i want a child! (as if, but its a scenerio)
woman: me too!
man: lets take it to the bed!!
by wet_noodles June 15, 2021
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