When a girl loses all attraction for you and decides never to talk to you again after she gets seduced and get plowed by a guy with an enormous cock
According to the Horsecock Theory of disattraction, once a girl take the big one from chad, she stops loving you. For 11 months she was the love of my life until one Sunday she took the big one from some ape with a 20 inch member and then blocked me everywhere.
by D Flawless December 12, 2023
Get the Horsecock Theory of Disattractionmug. The formula to prove that a circle, square and two right triangles are the same thing.
90(4s)=360c=90(2t)+45a
90(4s)=360c=90(2t)+45a
The Scangles Theory is to prove that one circle, one square and two right triangles are the exact same thing. Geometry really is a mess
by ReigningChaos December 18, 2019
Get the Scangles Theorymug. The theory that women are like cats, in the way that when you go to pet a cat, it doesn't want anything to do with you, but when you give a cat no attention, it comes and cuddles with you. The same goes for a woman and the amount of attention you give them.
by bacondeliguava July 19, 2016
Get the Cat Theorymug. The L theory is a scientific theory that states the following: Anybody with a name starting with the letter L is a cutie. This theory has been confirmed as of September 1888.
by Lennitth September 15, 2021
Get the The L Theorymug. by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 24, 2025
Get the Take The x3 Stroot Boot Stroot Boot x3 Theory Out Of Heremug. The act of shooting one’s sperm, breaking the speed of sound and ripping black hole, teleporting down into one’s mouth and “accidentally” swallowing it.
by El Choso November 8, 2025
Get the Portal theorymug. Another way of saying that a person has drip. Drip theory is a theory in which all principles of having drip are met; a person is wearing 3 or more items that make them drippy.
by DESIGNERWEAR October 11, 2022
Get the Drip Theorymug.