turtle foot

The new camel toe

Daaam, do you see that turtle foot?!

by mkay_bruh February 7, 2019

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Turtle’s Tail

The opposite of a turtle’s head. Having made it to the lavatory, dropped a big one and flushed. The turtle’s tail can be found lurking on the consumer side of the U bend.

Dad: Bloody hell! Who’s left this turtle’s tail in ‘ere!

by Dfsjdjdj December 5, 2020

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turtle dumping

Over a period of time your relationships crumbles slow and steadily, starting with disagreement and great displeasure ending it off with just complete boredom between the relationships.

Tim: Amy you're so boring, fucking stop arguing with me.
Amy: no you stop.
2 months later
Tim:...I hate you...
Amy:...I hate you too...
Tim: good were finally agreeing and im turtle dumping you.

Amy: ok good!

by laurenthecoochieinspector November 23, 2013

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Turtle shagger

1. A person who is very bad at shagging
dem hoes

Dude 1: smell yer maw
Dude 2: shut up you turtle shagger

by TheDeadskull777 September 9, 2020

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turtle awkward

the most awkward or out of the ordinary expierience.

sarahs english class was turtle awkward the day after she got drunk and madeout with a geek in her class. talking to your ex.

by christina_jessica September 27, 2008

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raunchy turtle

the raunchiest form of turtleing in a bed or any other open area provided with fabric of some sort; a girl plays with his boys while simoltaneously making a turtle shell so her work is kept in secrecy.

She raunchy turtles her boyfriend every morning to put a little mystery in his day.

by apebutt69 November 3, 2011

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