Your face's second mother's daughter's great aunt's cousin's divorced wife's baka usagi of a roommate

'Nuff said.

Pretty much the same as your face or your mom. Can be used for any type of situational comeback that you can possibly think of with a touch of...elongated flair.

Person 1: You don't look so good.
Person 2: YOUR FACE'S SECOND MOTHER'S DAUGHTER'S GREAT AUNT'S COUSIN'S DIVORCED WIFE'S BAKA USAGI OF A ROOMMATE DOESN'T LOOK SO GOOD!!!
Person 1: . . . *walks away*

by RazerRD May 11, 2010

Two Seconds

It means to wait or anticipate a longer period of time than the elliptical expression “one second”. How long is “one sec”. Now double that and you have “two seconds”. It’s a way to tell your friend or someone to wait a lil longer and it will take “two seconds” instead of “one second”. If you were going for more than 5 minutes I would consider than “2 seconds”.

“I’ll be out in 2 seconds.”
“Give me two seconds and ill be right back”

by Catchyobich November 25, 2025

Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

These people are absolute muscle gods. They read books 24/3 cos on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday and Friday they are building their omega muscles. But beware when you see these people. They’ll come for you and eat your m&m’s.

You are a prime example of Isaacs who’s second name begins with an s

by DefinetlyNotAV February 11, 2022

sesquiple-second-cousin

Sesquiple-2C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

My sesquiple-second-cousin is a good person.

by ZWRB6738 February 22, 2022

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

The delay that comes from being way too high. The reason you laugh after everyone else has gotten a joke, fail to grab a railing in time, raise your hands after you've been punched and redirect your aim only after you've peed on the floor.

(end of joke)...to get to the other side!

(crowd laughs)
(you look blankly at the teller)
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
wait
(you laugh, everyone else has stopped)
"Noooooo waaaaaay....the OTHER SIDE....HAHAHAHAHAH!"
Hence, The Marajuana Ten Second Brain Delay

by The Real IX April 20, 2010

second-cousin

1- Grandpibling's grandchild.
2- Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and two great-grandparents in common.

Second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024