an attempt at resolving/achieving something with less effort than is required for success with a high probability of the attempt proving futile and unpleasant
By attempting to throw the game disc into the console from the couch rather than standing up and putting it in, the lazy high-schooler was licking a tree and hoping for maple syrup.
by NotAnEnglishMajor (or student) August 26, 2020
Get the licking a tree and hoping for maple syrupmug. "Come here girl, I lick that dot off...Mmmm! What flavor is that? Strawberry? That's one tasty-ass dot, girl!"
by Dghguehoielkcfowp December 14, 2008
Get the I lick that dot offmug. When you lick doorknobs that are illegal on other planets, this was featured on the "One Crab's Trash" Episode on the American Cartoon Series Spongebob Squarepants by Stephen Hillenburg.
by SmeariestMocha9 October 29, 2019
Get the licking Doorknobs is illegal on other planetsmug. Asshole licking yay
One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving … 👅 Mmmn, what a turn-on.
One of my secret fetishes. I love my young naughty girls. So deserving … 👅 Mmmn, what a turn-on.
by Death Menace December 9, 2022
Get the Asshole licking yaymug. by StefanieS May 27, 2018
Get the Liver licking land lovermug. When a man buries himself in soft sand with only his erect penis sticking out so that when a coyote walks by it will lick his salty penis.
by Skazwozzer August 30, 2015
Get the New Mexico Salt Lickmug. When you're railing a cowgirl that is at least 15 years older in a seemingly empty pasture, atop a hay bale. This is generally done in early spring before bugs are hatching out. After going at it for a while, the man feeling a tickle on his ass (thinking it is a bug, but realizing its too cold), turns around to see her Clydesdale horse licking his asshole.
by RodJammerJR May 22, 2023
Get the St. Louis Salt Lickmug.