You’ll often find a “Kiwi Breakfast” on the menu of a New Zealand cafe. Besides the produce being local, there is nothing inherently “Kiwi” about it. Its literally an English Breakfast… except it in New Zealand, so therefore it’s “Kiwi”.
Kiwi waiter: “would you like to try our Kiwi Breakfast “
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
English tourist: “yeah sure”
20 minutes later…
English tourist: “this is literally an English breakfast without black pudding”
by Poseidon’s Kiss December 09, 2023
Similiar to the Messy Dinner and Messy Lunch. This however, lacks the two primary components of the dinner/lunch. Instead of smearing shit and/or peeing, you smear smegma on the person's face. IE: Dick Cheese
Those two homos just gave each other a messy breakfast. See Messy Dinner, Messy Lunch, Messy Brunch.
by Kaeleker February 14, 2023
a mixture of male semen which is concocted by many men ejaculating into a bowl and a woman promptly eating thy bowl of semen
by nigga boy boy June 11, 2018
A hoarse, throaty voice that is similar to croak and speaks unintelligibly or produces meaningless phrases. When one is half-awake, they usually have this.
by sakura214 September 12, 2022
by feliciaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 17, 2017
A sex act where the woman performs oral sex on her male partner. Once the male ejacualtes into her mouth, she swallows the ejaculate. She then regurgitates the cum back up into her male partner's mouth.
by Drimbles March 02, 2022
9 year-old John ate an irish breakfast.
28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.
28 year-old Dave at an irish breakfast on the train to work experience.
by manofwordmaker March 16, 2024