Mountain Husband

A person who was taken advantage of by a Narcissistic bitch

Got my dock installed. Ready for summer! HUGE thanks to best mountain husband!

by OuttaCake August 15, 2022

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mountain brooke

A town that is a complete shit hole. Usually made of poor trailer trash shitty fucks. The people of a mountain brooke often claim to be from the Promised Land.

Shithead: "I'm from the promised land!"
normal person: "probably a mountain brooke town"

by dissipator December 17, 2013

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Rocky Mountain Bow tie

A threesome with two guys and a girl, where one guy is hitting it from behind, and the other guy is getting a blow job. The guys are erotically exfixiatating each other to reach optimal climax.

When considering possible options to liven up my Friday night, I soon found myself in the mists of a Rocky mountain bow tie with Jess and Bobby. Needless to say I've never reach a climax again unless I know it's a black tie affair.

by rock4689 March 27, 2015

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Rocky Mountain Massacre

A group of varsity football players in 2020 from Rocky Mountain high school, in Fort Collins Colorado all tag teamed a trans band kid in the fossil locker rooms.

Yo did you hear about the Rocky Mountain Massacre!

by Masterdisaster February 17, 2023

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