Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

Smokin' The Squirrel

A term for Trailer trash that thinks nothing of eating roadkill

"Think I'ma gonna hang out here I'm "smokin' the squirrel" I picked up on the highway yesterday"

by xrxman59 March 09, 2010

Squirrels Delight

When your girl squirts so hard she sounds like a squeaky, delighted squirrel.

I hit my girl with the squirrels delight, bro!

by TheReal,FuckShitCockBalls September 05, 2016

Squirrel king

Used for when you see a Squirrel with the face of a man AKA Mr.fincannon

The Squirrel king is coming

by BAIGEPANDA April 06, 2022

Squirrel Wax

The Upcoming Of The Day Lucifer And Chutulu Team Up And Destroy Us All

EVERYONE IT'S SQUIRREL WAX!!!!

by MgRonalds March 14, 2015

squirrelling your twert

Violent female masturbateson with woodland creatures

My vagina really hurts after squirrelling your twert all weekend

by Notability nothing August 08, 2017

squirrel pissing

bullshitting/overreacting to everything

Guy: You did what with him?!?
Girl: Calm down, nothing happened. Stop squirrel pissing.

by That_Guy_Is_Awesome February 28, 2011