Skip to main content

Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.
What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?
by Numerati October 11, 2024
mugGet the Squaring a Supermarket mug.

square realm

by ward March 20, 2004
mugGet the square realm mug.

square-pancakes

pancakes that are square and far superior to the normal round pancakes. there is a secret war between the square-pancakes and cube-cheese. cube-cheese wants to enslave humanity while the square pancakes wish to give powerful gifts to humanity. their only wish is to stop the cube-cheese and save humanity if you are reading this stay away from the cube-cheese they are here for the destruction of earth and humans, only the square-pancakes can save us.
person 1: hey have you heard of square-pancakes

person 2: square what?
person 1: just eat this pancake the cube-cheese is coming

*cube cheese destructions sounds*
by Runnerdeath February 28, 2021
mugGet the square-pancakes mug.

20 darah 4 square

the greatest gingo gets 4 square, while the wrinkly wrongdoer gets in 1 square, instead of shoe shine there is nut shine where if it hits your genitals you go into the middle, the dictator instead of the king decides to change one thing from the normal 4 square rules.
(person 1) yooo wanna play 20 darah 4 square
(person 2) sure man, but i am the best gingo so i call dictator
by doroth3likeschez May 14, 2025
mugGet the 20 darah 4 square mug.

Square

1. (n; adj) A person who is regarded as dull, rigidly conventional, and out of touch with current trends.

2. A noticeably unhip, mainstream individual, a straight. Someone either ignorant or disinterested of underground subcultures.
Eric Lasley is such a fucking square
by Yournom July 14, 2017
mugGet the Square mug.

Square

Being unchill asf. Square-like fasho.
“Patrick Flannery is definitely a square. Way too many corners”
by Braedon.rezai November 5, 2022
mugGet the Square mug.

The square hole

Hym "We're not going to just use the square hole Jesus fucking Christ it's OK. Is she hanging in there? Well now I fucking feel bad holy shit I mean I am clearly disgruntled and doing a thing here. Just calm down. Everything is going to be fine."
by Hym Iam November 11, 2025
mugGet the The square hole mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email