some unsuspecting bitch is eating a salad and the hamburgalar comes in and and rapes her repeatedly until she has died form not the lack of food because whenever she gets and food the hamburgalar steals it and then rapes her again while eating that bitches food.
corey godoy who lives on stygler road in gahanna ohio and loves old underaged sex loving men left one day and while he was gone his sister got the ultimate twat salad.
by stank bitch May 26, 2008
Get the twat saladmug. When mates are having a proper feast, and drinking lots of red wine. They’re enjoying themselves and having a brainy time.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
After a while one of the dudes suddenly disappears out to take a puke. He’s delivering the deal, and when the job is done, he looks through the tears in his eyes, and realizes that the substance, which he just gave to the ground, looks totally similar to Russian salad.
He storms in to tell the other mates what a madlad he indeed is.
Dudes: “PETE! Where have you goddamn been?! All of a sudden you just disappeared.”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
Pete: “Sike, just gave the ground my homemade russian salad”
Dudes: “Ahh fair man”
by J-man The oneliner January 16, 2022
Get the Homemade Russian saladmug. The act of licking the anus and it's surrounding areas while the receiver lets loose a mixture of gases that are byproducts of the digestion process known as flatulence.
Your mom asked if she could toss my salad. I told her I had 3 supreme tacos and double beef burrito for lunch. Therefor it will be of the Windy City Salad variety.
by RoundhouseKick September 24, 2009
Get the Windy City Saladmug. A Meat Salad Is When You Put Toilet Roll Down The Toilet And Lay A Good Shit On It.
It Can Be: Steamy, Nutty, Low Fat, Runny, Bloody, Green, Yellow, Chunky, Dry Or Pebble-Dash.
It Can Be: Steamy, Nutty, Low Fat, Runny, Bloody, Green, Yellow, Chunky, Dry Or Pebble-Dash.
Brb I'm Going To Lay A Meat Salad, Be Back In 15 Mins.
I Took The Biggest Meat Salad Yesterday, It Was Definatly Not A Low Fat One.
I Took The Biggest Meat Salad Yesterday, It Was Definatly Not A Low Fat One.
by Wilton_Kid March 3, 2009
Get the Meat Saladmug. Eastern European open air market where amateur porn directors go to find new talent. These aspiring stars are inexperienced and usually unattractive women but are known to give incredible head jobs for just a few Euros and the promise of future parts in mainstream porn. The selection of aspiring porn actresses are often withered drug users and past their sexual prime much like the rotten vegetables found in a Polish farm market.
Hey Baby, I am making a movie and you are so beautiful. Would you like to make some easy money and try out this Polish Salad Bar for the camera back at my hotel?
by Bugsy McDingle November 27, 2012
Get the Polish Salad Barmug. Large black female from urban neighborhood with extreme weave, long fake fingernails, and huge lips. When 3 or more are seen together, it is known as a gorilla salad bar.
by Yuicleff Johannesbearguex November 5, 2014
Get the Gorilla Saladmug. Back in the early 1960s the Giants left the Big Apple for the Big Fruit Salad, and they haven't been the same since.
by ak4mc October 26, 2010
Get the Big Fruit Saladmug.