patchy

not actively responding online; responding slowly with a few minutes respond-time

10:09 kai: wassup

10:13 joe: heyyyy

10:13 kai: hyd

10:17 joe: good wby

10:17 kai: why are you being so patchy?

10:25 joe: sorry im busy doing something

by johayal July 29, 2022

Patchenskia S

Ugly stupid so ugly like she look like a roach damn she so ugly omg she ugly like dang u so ugly like i never knew God makes em like tht she could smd not like tht but i still love uuu thio thts ugly gng

Patchenskia S is gay

by dtbchriss August 4, 2022

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that Softball Girls use when they want you to pitch your balls in their mouth

Hey maybe after practice you could pitch me some balls!

by Ballplaya10 September 11, 2022

Pitch me some balls

It's a term that is used mainly by softball girls as a funny way to say they want you to put your balls in their mouth

Hey babe maybe you can pitch me some balls after practice

by Ballplaya10 September 18, 2022

Patched

Patching (from pumpkin patch) is a practical joke in which the victim is left a pumpkin on their stoop in the weeks leading up to Halloween.

If no jack o lantern is made with said pumpkin, the pranksters will return to egg the home.

Person: “There’s a pumpkin on my porch that I didn’t buy”
Friend: “You’ve been patched…better get to carving or next you’ll be egged.”

by sierranorthwest September 29, 2022

Patchy the Pirate

A pirate from SpongeBoB who is shown in the gif below. He wears an eyepatch and speaks with a slight lateral lisp. I know him by his shy and ecstatic attitude.

*Patchy the Pirate has a lisp. You can hear it too if you listen very closely.

by babypiratesnapchat2 October 17, 2022

Pitched

To have anal beads shoved up your ass by your partner while screaming “batter, batter”

Jim “damn she pitched you?”
Bob “Yeah, I can’t sit down”

by Lulu9578 October 30, 2022